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pikeboo : joshua yeryk vs Black and Yellow

nahhh!!! at last, keluar jugak hal pasal gambar lucah banjiri Facebook dekat NP. Korang tataw ? Siapa ta baca NP laen cerita la eyh -.-  so na jadi ceritanya, tadi macam biasa, baca NP sambil gosip-gosip pasal bibik main bola. *Biasalah, ada game malam neyh so bibik-bibik dekat rumah excited. Eyh lari topik -.-. So tadi I pun terbaca small article about Facebook. *kalau buat main topic mesti NP laku harini. haha ! So....Katanya, gambar lucah menguasai facebook *okie menguasai tu I lebih-lebih je eyh. Jangan salah sangka. -.- sebenarnya, Syarikat Facebook Inc. dapat aduan daripada pengguna-pengguna muka buku neyh yang menyatakan tak puas hatinya tentang kenapa gambar-gambar tutt banyak dekat Fb. *wow rajin jugak korang buat aduan neyh eyh? teringin pulak I na buat.Kejap lagi la I hantar dekat Mark -.- 

Okie cukup !

Jadi menurut jurucakap Facebook, Andrew Noweys, *siapa tak kenal dia boleh masuk geng I -.- mengatakan diaorang neyh kena hack. So again, hackers punya kerja. Truthfully la, diaorang neyh memang pandai cari publisiti kan ? Dulu Malaysian government kena. Hackers jugak. Now up sikit. Facebook pulak. *I pun na jd hacker la. Boleh jadi main figure. Popular gitu~ Tapi tapi tapi !!!!! kepada yang punya kepala neyh *ehem.! Janganlah hack dengan gambar-gambar tutt tutt. Kalau sekadar tiba-tiba chatbox pop-up says 'hi', wa boleh tahan lagi. *even dulu sampai nak sepak-sepak laptop geram punya pasal. -.- Tapi naked picture neyh buat wa lemah iman sikit. *apa kau nak cakap sebenarnya didi? =.=

sakit gigi yang teramat sangat, lets jump to the conclusion.~.~

Conclusionnya, tayahlah cilok picture siapa-siapa entah, edit letak tuutttt prostitute mana-mana entah, then upload kat fb. come on la dude. Kalau lu na buat private album lu so lu can CHECKIDAUT time lu tengah high wa ta kesah. Tapi bila homepage wa penuh dengan gambar-gambar macam tu, menggigil kepala lutut taw! *macam terserempak dengan Hantu Kak Limah you tahu. Sabor je la~ -.- So please la~ stop this madness. Jangan sampai I hantar 'surat' dekat Mark nanti susah you all. haaaa *cakap nak gempak je. padahal inbox je pun. surat = message. -.- 

and one more thing, janganlah korang cut and paste gurls yang pakai tudung. Hormatlah mereka.

peace out Harimau Malaya.

doodle: harimau malaya ngaum ngaum!!!! its a SE-LE-BER-REE-SIEN !

Just like the clouds

my eyes would do the same

pikeboo : nothing can make this thing right

“Why didn’t you continue TESL d?”

“And why didn't you take art? You told me that you’re gonna continue art. Aiyte?”

“I asked you first. Haha”

He kept asking me why I didn’t do this, why I didn’t do that and the conversation lasted till about an hour. I didn’t know why he ask too many this time regarding we are not that close.Yes. We weren't that close.We barely talk and hang out together. We only see or coincidentally bump into each other during lunch break or at the bus stop. But as friends, sometimes we just care. And that's just it. But I never thought that a small conversation that we had last couple of weeks was the last conversation for both of us. And now he’s gone. Gone for real.  

"Do you still remember the art and design interview that we went together? we both screwed up didn't we? haha"

*sigh*

my dearly GOD, please take care of him for us.

Ameer Zuhairy

Bises,

Dido




doodle : the TESLians will never forget you. No we wouldn't.

Signet

Listes de lecture

Pikeboo : Je suis célibataire.

Hah ! wassup peep, how ya doin. So yes, I’m back again. Take it easy peep. Won’t be long cuz am gonna mumbling ‘a bit’ before celebrating aidiladha tomorrow.  Jadi, seperti biasa, if I’m not gonna talk about the NP, am gonna talk about movies, school or just playing around for a while. So right now, am listening to too phat and so gay about my new glasses. And yeah, I’ve changed my glasses and hoping no more pretending ‘ I can see’ clearly in class. Jadi tanak bebel about me, lets jump to the  conclusion.

*bapaklah awal gila da sampai conclusion. -.-

Lek lu~ korang na kejar apa awal-awal? Lembu pun ta habis bertafakur lagi. * not funny didi -.-  jadi jadi jadi, bagilah I bebel sikit dekat sini okie. XD so tadi, as usual, mama bought magazine GLAM. Not  interested on this month cover page cuz Fasha Sanda yang jadi cover page-nya tapi sangat teruja about the subtopicnya which is '11 most GLAM wedding'. Well sebenarnya bukan tu the real topic. Tajuk dia ’11 perkahwinan termewah’  * Al maklumlah, bercita-cita na jadi penulis magazine so selamba bapak badak je pergi tukar tajuk tu. Mwahaha. So wa pun belek-beleklah magazine yang jauh bezanya dari komik Gempak starz yang I selalu baca tu -.-

Jadi bila da khatam usya-usya bride yang comel-comel tu, baru I perasan its already November. Patutlah pun banyak wedding. Musim mengawan~ meow~haha!

Sebenarnya na tengok mewah sangat ke wedding diaorang tu and bila tengok, memang mewah pun. Berderau darah merah darah putih semua bila tengok-.-‘ Bukan apa, ta sangka memang ada jugak eyh orang sekarang yang suka buat kenduri besar-besaran? Mereka-mereka ta penat ke? Yela, bagi I, kalau sebut je kenduri kahwin, mesti terus keluar buble-bubble dekat kepala perkataan ‘PENAT’ -.-  tapi tapi tapi, diaorang buat kenduri besar-besar pun cuz biasalah, jadi raja sehari neyh sekali je kan. :) *tp mana yang kawen banyak-banyak kali tu lain cerita lah eyh. teettt -.- 

Well, but for sure, I sangat suka konsep Marion and Nora Khalid. Wedding mereka sangatlah sweet sweet cupid gitu. Eyh wait, uoll ta kenal Marion? Dios mio! Alaaa. Marion yang model tu. Pergi google pegi. Kasi incik Google exercise sikit. Haha. Okie I tanak jadi wartawan and start bumbling about them. Kalau u na tengok wed diaorang, exercise jari-jari uoll tu dekat google okie? :P

And since tomorrow is hari raya, *bukan raya maen bunga api tu eyh. Ni raya yang sembelih-sembelih lembu punya tu -,- I na ucapkan selamat hari Raya Aidiladha. Terima kasih kepada yang call and send text selamat hari raya. :) *Teruja na tengok lembu tumbang esok. XD  tapi esok maybe kena tolong orang masak untuk orang-orang yang tukang sembelih. Mood=malas -,- Tak pa ! Lembu punya pasal, anything for you my dear lembu ! muahx muahx ! haha.

And before I ciao cincau, selamat Hari Raya again, terima kasih kepada orang masjid yang bertakbir pagi-pagi tadi cuz at the same time, jadi tukang kejut I and terima kasih juga sekali lagi cuz bertakbir dari Maghrib sampai Isyak tadi. Sangat merdu and lapang je dada.^^ *eyh kau cakap panjang-panjang pun bukan orang masjid tahu -,-

Yela yela. I da habes bebel daa.Jadi kepada yang bakal mendirikan rumah tangga, make babies, goodluck guys ! and kepada yang semangat beraya berkobar-kobar, teruskan usaha murni anda and kepada yang sempoi-sempoi monkey, move your butt and start visiting your friends; mr.cow. <3

And oh yeah, yesterday I dapat birthday present in advance. A purse. Sangat terharu. Memandangkan purse da nazak, ta sangka orang yang disayangi bagi present. Eceh. Tapi si pemberi  kata jangan kecoh-kecoh. I nak jugak kecoh-kecoh. Sukatilah -,- Anyway, thank you soooo much ! I love you more than I love my boyfriend. XD

le moche -.-

So, till next time, Bonne nuit et a bientot ! :)

doodle : I'm late for my homework !!! 

Ah well..

Fermé pour travaux

theme : la pluie

The sun looks pretty today and somehow deep down inside I hope it will keep her beauty till evening. The cafeteria was a busy bee. With the seniors’ voice that were too loud, my eyes were fatigue, my body was restless and all I could think at that moment was my big tender pillow. I didn’t give a shit about what my friends were talking about cuz all I could hear was some of the seniors’ voice coming a couple away from our table. What was that all about? Can’t they see that we didn’t give a damn thing about what they were saying? “Keep it low please.” I murmured. 

A year ago, back when I enjoy my happy hour with my Teslians, I don't remember going through all these phases cuz all I could remember was the good things that happened back then. All the never-ending laughter, the positive criticizes, the lectures and even the cute faces of the Teslians. I don’t remember people condemning others. I don’t remember making friends was so damn hard. I don’t remember we can’t prank or making fun of others while we were in class. And I absolutely don’t remember that guys can be really fragile. Or sensitive. Too sensitive that even when a small immature girl make a harmless joke, they take it personally. Tsssk Tssssk. Criticize is something that we did to improve someone. I don't think by praising the person repeatedly will help them gain something good and that just not me.  

And yet, I never thought of someone who I thought at the first place was an open-minded person can actually be a small-minded person ever. Calling others immature and unprofessional is actually picturing you. My former lecturer told me once that when a person pointing a finger at someone else, he is actually pointing at his own flaws. Well I guess that is why I never simply call people with those kinds of words. I’m afraid that somehow someday I will become one of them. And I do believe that when someone criticizes others, he can actually accept criticizer when it is actually his turn. But well, sometimes people just don't understand what does it mean by 'give and take'.   

I was soaking wet. My baju kurung weight with mud and my metal teeth started making a clicking noise. The rain was so heavy that my worries were washed away. At that moment, I just don’t care about all those things anymore. I don't care about my grammar, I don't care about people keep mentioning how different I am from them just because of my number. Or should I call it 'age'. I just don't care. All I know is that I still have my books to revise. I still have my guitar to play with. And I still have the rain to count on. To wash away every worry that might turn me into a blue girl. 

Bises,

Dido 

doodle : Je suis un solide fille :)

Untunglah kau

Makan duit rakyat

pikeboo : bagi betis, nak peha

Dah malas nak membebel. Dah malas nak type. Dari sehari ke sehari, ada je berita yang 'menyenangkan hati'. Nak protes tak boleh, nak mogok tak reti. Bila komen lebih-lebih, tangan digari, esok naik mahkamah tinggi.  Bila mulut dah berbuih memaki, rasuah yang dibagi. Akhirnya diamkan diri. Bukan nak tolong majukan rakyat sendiri. Tahu kikis duit je reti. Tak takut mati ke ? Lu langsi, wa hantar lu jumpa HITLER nanti. 

Esok nak mintak mama hantar duduk Bangladesh.  

I LOVE YOU sangat sangat

Terima Kasih

toothbrush : Nak sambut 1Malaysia pun tak ada mood dah. Mother F

Day turns to night,

night turns to whatever we want :)

pikeboo : umpa Lumpa

"Janganlah panggil 'abang'"

"Kenapa?"

"Sebab bunyi dia pelik"

"Habis tu?"

"Panggil macam biasalah. Obey~"

"Okie..."

Do you still remember this moment? It happened 9 years ago. Yeah. I know. It was my first week at school and you were in your second grade. Having rough days without any parents around, you were always there to help me fit in with my new environment. Accompanied me during recess sometimes and walked with me to school every morning. Despite you wanted to hang out with your peers rather than with me, you never left me behind. And hey, teachers came to me like every single day asking whether we were somehow related.

 Fortunately, we were. 

And we still are. 

Till now, 

and forever

Our late grandpa always told you to look after me since you are the eldest.

And I can tell you did a great job.  

Happy 21st Birthday dear brother.

And Ryan Tedder was right. This has got to be the good life 

toothbrush : I always wonder when would Th!ck be as 'Th!ck' as her name :)

Bila Malaysia Diserang

HACKERS

pikeboo : this is a SPAM !!

Speaking of hackers, has anyone watched a movie called swordfish? Yup. A story about hackers and I think the best story to imply a hacker. Okiela, if you guys tak pernah tengok, what about Transformers? Or The World Invasion: Battle Los Angeles ? Mesti pernah kan? Jangan tipu ! Well, These movies included some of hackers yang sangat eager to bring down and invade the government security. Cuma yang bezanya, these two movies about 'aliens' yang cuba untuk menguasai bumi dengan cara mengodam the biggest government security. Memang bunyi agak weirdo bila aliens trying to hack the world of cyber. I meant, betul ke alien wujud? And if they really exist, how can they actually read the code? Iyalah, macam mana diaorang boleh tahu semua ni? Diaorang pun belajar Programming ke? *Maybe belajar kot. Cuma kita je yang tak tahu -.- Okie lupakan pasal alien tu, back to our topic ! Anyway, there are also some big movies yang menitik beratkan cara hidup hackers dan mengapa mereka ni suke mengodam. Contohnya, Wargames (1983), Hackers (1995), The Net, etc. The Matrix pun salah satu story about hackers tau ! (Okie. Sesi promote movies dah habis.)

So mesti ada yang tertanya2 kenapa I tiba-tiba sibuk bangkitkan pasal hackers ni? "Dahlah kau tak selalu update blog, tiba-tiba muncul, cerita pasal hackers! Kau ingat topik kau ni ada orang na baca?!!" Okie peep. I paham. I paham. -.- So kenapa I sangat beriya-iya nak cerita about hackers ni? Well, for those who read the NP (Newspaper -.-), you guys mesti dah baca about Dragon Force right? So who is Dragon force actually? Band Dragon Force yang nyanyi lagu metal tu ke? Bukan kawan. Bukan ! Dragon Force ni adalah salah satu group (I rasalah) yang bagi I, cukup bijak mengenai dunia cyber ni. Well, manakan tidak. Kalau diaorang tak arif dalam selok belok dunia cyber, diaorang tak akan mengodam laman web politeknik di Malaysia ni tanpa dikesan ! Yezza. Siapa yang tak tahu bahawa Laman utama Politeknik.gov.my itu telah di 'conquer' oleh mereka semalam, neyh mai sini cek habak kat u all ! Laman web tersebut telah menjadi mangsa pertama bagi pengodam anonymous ni. Satu tak cukup, diaorang hacked lagi satu laman web yang cukup terkenal di Malaysia ni which is one of the web for tourism. So siapa yang nak melancong and log in ke web tersebut mesti menyirap je bila tengok main page dia dah bertukar kepada Dragon Force -.-  However, these two incidents didn't last long and thanks to those yang berjaya menyelamatkan these two web ni. *I rasa kan, diaorang ni die hard fans DragonForce la. That's why nama pun sama -.-

Tetapi !!!

*Cerita tak habis lagi. -.- 

Kerajaan telah dikejutkan dengan warning yang diberi oleh pengodam Malaysia ni bahawa mereka akan mengodam web government Malaysia pulak. Cool kan ?!!! serious cool~ *muka teruja. :O Walaupun terasa macam dalam movie, tetapi rasa takut tu still ada. Yalah, sebagai rakyat, takkan kita suka kan orang sewenang-wenangnya mencerobohi kita punya national security. Walaupun orang yang buat itu bukanlah alien. *terikut-ikut cerita Transformers. -.-  But at the same time, I sangat kagum dengan mereka ni yang sangat bijak dengan dunia cyber. *I thought orang Malaysia ni pandai main Facebook je -.-  Ada orang cakap yang hacking ni senang je, tetapi I tak jumpa pun mana senangnya. Kena pandai coding, kena go through lots of phases, kena tukar coding, baca lagi, coding lagi, arghhhhh memang otak yang macam hard disk je I rasa yang sesuai buat semua ni. Tapi kalau nak suruh I download guna torrent, I tahulah ! HAHAHAHA !

So, bercakap lagi pasal pengodam Malaysia yang dah mcm Hugh Jackman ni, I rasa mereka sebenarnya berang dengan kerajaan yang baru-baru ni menyekat 10 laman web perkongsian yang dipercayai melakukan kegiatan jenayah. I tak tahulah apa jenayahnya, tetapi kerajaan mesti ada good reason kan? Kadang-kadang kita tak tahu muslihat apa yang ada dengan web ni. Kita sebagai pengguna, tahu guuuuuuuuna je. Macam I, I tahulah I neyh buta IT, masuk je kelas ICT, terus letak kepala atas meja, terus tidur. Tapi I pun adalah tahu jugak serba serbi pasal cyber. And kalau orang yang lebih arif cakap benda itu tak bagus, I walaupun dengan hati yang hancur musnah bak dimakan anai-anai still akan menurut kata. Tak pernah dengar ke orang cakap, "kalau tak tahu, buat tak tahu. Jangan tunjuk pandai." *I tak tahulah mana I dapat statemnet ni. Tapi adalah kot -.-  

So kepada Dragon Force ke, Kambeng Merah ke, janganlah ikut perasaan sangat. Biasalah tu kan? Kita ni rakyat je. Kalau pemimpin kata No ! No lah. Jangan buat. Tapi kalau dah taksub susah jugak kan? -.-  Hurm....and kepada pengguna-pengguna pula, janganlah terlalu suka. Berwaspadalah. Manalah tahu, esok lusa, private account you kena hack? Haaaa. Dah jadi macam Vanessa Hudgens. Fuhhh. -.-  Okielah. Sampai sini je I membebel. Dah naik kematu jari-jari ni. Kepada warga Malaysia, selamat membaca NP setiap pagi. Kepada wartawan, selamat menjalankan tugas. Kepada pengodam Malaysia, teruskan kerjaya anda ke jalan yang lebih bagus and kepada pengguna Torrent, teruskan usaha anda mengdownload video2 yang anda minat. Jangan download yang bukan-bukan sudahlah.  -.-   

Till next time, Assalamualaikum~

toothbrush : Tengok, tengok jugak gerhana malam tadi. Tapi jangan lupa buat solat sunat Khusuf ! hehehe ;)